Saturday, September 20, 2008

Politics

You are a

Social Conservative
(38% permissive)

and an...

Economic Moderate
(43% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist










Link: The Politics Test


I'm a Centrist, which is not unheard of. The majority of Americans are even though they claim they are something else. Although, I am veering towards Totalitarianism which I think is great. I'm right on the center of John McCain's chest. lol

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Matronly

When I lived with roommates, I had access to every color of high heeled shoe imaginable. But since moving out, I've noticed major gaps in my own shoe collection which is unacceptable.

One shoe I don't have is navy blue. One morning, I put together this fabulous outfit together which only navy blue heels would match. Since I was already late for work, I quickly nipped into my mother's closet and stole a pair of her heels.

When I came home, I looked at myself in the mirror and said, "Wow, these shoes are matronly." To which my mom replied, "Um yeah! I don't even wear those!" I wish I would have known that before I embarrassed myself by wearing them in public....

Old People. Seriously.

Yesterday at work, I was helping what seemed to be a superficially sweet old man take $50 out of his account (in Arizona quarters) when he said to me: "So when's that thing coming out of your stomach?"

My eyebrows shot up and clenched together the same time as my jaw dropped. I refuted, "I'm not pregnant!" He muttered something like "Oh gosh golly" and conked his head with the side of his hand. "Silly me." Um, yeah. Acting like you're old and senile won't get you out of this mess, sir. He quickly exited the bank faster than if he actually had robbed the place.

Seriously. There were many clues that he should have picked up on before asking this question:
  1. No ring on my finger. Sorry, old man, but I'm not a whore.
  2. I have NO bump at all. I lost 15 pounds this summer. My stomach has gotten flatter, not rounder and more baby-filled.
  3. Um, maybe the teller right next to me who's 8 months pregnant could give you a reference to what a pregnant girl looks like!? Just maybe.